Monday, July 27, 2009

I am bailey

My name is Bailey. I am Marianna 's best friend. I feel like I am her sister.We have our fights, we have our fun,and we have our sleepovers.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

The worst/longest thunder storm that I've seen for a while

Two hours ago a thunder storm came around and the lighting almost hit the road. The storm is not even over. This is scary. My dog Maggie tried to hide behind the toilet. The lighting was really scary. When I lived in Arizona every summer it would rain really hard. There were alot of blackouts. Just a couple of seconds ago light just struck by my house! This is a scary storm.

Color Splash Day is a little late.

Sorry if Color Splash Day was late. Tommorow tell me your favorite colors. See some fun, funny, and info posts.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Info alert/share the fun stuff time.

Alert,alert,alert,alert!!!!! Info alert! Color Splash day is tommorow! That is you alert for now. But there is a share the fun stuff time. Here is the fun stuff starting in 3. . .2. . .1. Fairs all around just started. Rides like the Yo-yo are fun but you have to be careful. On July 31 Wii Resort will be in stores. Have a good time at the fairs! That is it for now.

My Favorite Colors.

My favorite colors are cherry blossom pink (the color I'm typing right now). I also like blue, chocolate brown, and purple. Those are some of my favorite colors. They make a perfect combenaction. See what will be coming up next time.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Something special.

Something special to me is my pillow case. My grandma added or made parts of my pillow case. I love it so much. It has ponies on it. It is cute. Once agin I love it!

Pet Day is here!

Pet Day is here! On comments tell me every thing about your pets as much as you know. I have two dogs. One dog is fluffy. One dog is crazy. I will tell you more later.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My 3 Wishes.

Here are my three wishes. I have more wises, but I'm going to do 3.
1. I wish my Papa ( My dad's dad) came to visit me.

2. I wish I got another dog.

3. I wish I got a laptop.
Those are some of my wishes. I have more wishes. You will have to wait for a little bit and see my next 3 wishes. I will write some more posts.

Here is a shout out to my three close friends and my dog.

Here is shout out to my three best friends that have been there for me. One of my friends live's in Arizona. One other shout out is to my dog that was there for me for along time. Her name is Maggie. We got her when I was 2 years old. Maggie is still alive. There was this movie that based on a true story. The dog looked a lot like Maggie. The dog in the movie was named Trixe. That was a sad story. Those are my shout outs.

Everything is not perfect right now.

Every thing is not perfect right now. I'm having fights (Not to many). I am losing friends (1 friend). It is hard. I'm not perfect. I've been sad sometimes. Sometimes I'm happy. It's hard. That is not right. I was normaly happy in Arizona. Where I live now people hate me. Maybe it is because I'm new or because they don't know me, or it is because this boy that was in my class told a mean romare. My life is hard because I have alot of problems at school. I've really mad at that boy. Almost every boy that was in my class hated me. My life is different.

INFO TIME!

Time for more info. Lets see the dish on what's new. Tommorow is Pet Day. On comments tell me every thing about your pet as much as you know. Tommorow I will tell you stuff. Then tommorow another Info Alert. See some new things coming up on tommorow's info.

Monday, July 20, 2009

What is the mystery meal?

What is the mystery meal? It is . . . Cracker Barrel's Double Chocolate Fudge Coca-Cola Cake. Step 1: Add 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) salted butter and 6 ounces of semisweet of chocolate chips (1 cup). Step 2: 3 eggs. Step 3: 1 2/3 cups of granulated sugar, 2/3 of vegetable oil. Step 4: 1 teaspoon of vanilla, then add 1 1/2 cups of Coca-Cola, 2 cups of all-purpose flour, 1/3 of a cup of unsweetened cocoa, add 1 1/2 teaspoons of baking powder, 1/2 of baking soda, and 3/4 of a teaspoon of salt. That was just the cake part. Here is the icing part of the cake. Step 1: 8 ounces of semisweet chocolate chips. Step 2: Add 6 tablespoons (3/4 stick)butter, 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract. Step 3:Add 12 scoops of vanilla, add 1/8 teaspoon of salt. Step 4:Add 2 cups of powderd sugar, then add 1/3 of a cup of Coca-Cola. See the rest of the steps when I get more room.

Recipe Day is here!!!! Share your recipe's with me.

Today is RECIPE DAY!!!!! Share your favorite recipe's with me. Next post I will tell you how to make the mystery meal (The mystery meal is not a meal). On comments tell me most of your favorite meal, snacks, and more snacks as you know. See some nice tastey meals and snacks.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Info alert!!!!

Info alert!!! Today is Recipe Day. On July 22 is Pet Day. Tell me everything about your pet on comments. I have 2 dogs. Next month on the 26 School starts. That is not a fun thing for me. Info Alert has ended. I'm the writer of this post, so see what is going on.

Are you ready?!?!

Are you ready for Recipe Day?!?! Share your FAVORITE RECIPE'S with me on comments. I'm going to share some recipe's with you. Today is your lucky day because you get to see my recipe's. You can share your recipe's too. I love Recipe Day. I get to see recipe's. I got some good mexican food recipe's. In Tucson,AZ there is a good place that has mexican food. It is Macious. It is so good. There food perfect. They also have deserts with crunchy tortias. I love food. That is why made up Recipe Day. Is because I love recipe's for FOOD.

Sorry!!!! Recipe Day is later. (Info post)

Sorry if Recipe Day was late. Tommorow share your favorite recipe's. July 22 is pet day. Tell everyone as much as you know about your pet. Tommorow I will write more posts.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Meet Cryastal and Harley.

Meet Cryastal and Harley. They were alive. But they died 3 years ago. Cryastal was white and pretty. She was soft. One time Cryastal was meowing, so I got up and I said,"Cryastal stop meowing." Then I thought she was meowing at a hole. But it was a big black bug. It was a type of bettle. I almost touched the bug. It was a bug that cause's 36 different disese's. How Harley got his name is because when he pured it sounded like a Harley Davidson motorcycle. He didn't do much. He just growled at me. Those were my to favorite cats. There was six pet's in our house. There was Maggie,China, Coco, Harley, Cryastal, and Buddy. I loved those animal's.

Lier's and true bff's

I've met some rude people. I've met lier's. I've also met nice true bff's. I have two true friends. They don't lie all the time. There is a lot of people that are mean and lie to me. They don't know about other people's feeling. That's why I don't like those people. I thought one of the girls in my class was a real friend.But she lied in my face. So in 4th grade I'm going to talk to her and say," We're throught. You lied to me more than once."I've met a rude boy in my class. He is really mean and rude. That is my post for now.

The ocean is pretty.

The ocean is really pretty cool. My mom bought me a conch. It is a big shell with pink inside. It is cool. She bought it at a yard sale. I love the conch (big shell).

Birthday Post is here.

This is the birthday post. My birthday is tommorow. On comments say what you have to say. I am exicted. Yay!!!!!!!!

Info Post Is Up Now.

Yay! This is the info post. You can see what is coming up soon. So tommorow is BIRTHDAY. There will be a BIRTHDAY POST. So on comments say what ever you have to say for my birthday. Next Sunday is recipe day. Share you favorite recipe's to me. Next month or sooner I will have a pet day. You can tell me what type of pet you have, the name, the color, and how it act's. That is all your info for now.

That was it.

That was it for funny post week. Coming up there will be a little update. There will be a info post to see what is coming up. Today there will be the info post that will come up. So see what is new.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Me and the toilet today.

Today I was on the toilet and I had a ball in my hand and I was about to flush the toilet with pee in the toilet and my ball was in the toilet. Then I'm like dad, my ball fell in the toilet!!!! Then like 5 hours later I'm wearing a dress that is long and the I peed in the toilet. Then my dress almost fell in the toilet. That is a funny story. Next Sunday is recipe day and this Sunday is my BIRTHDAY. Yay. On comments say what you have to say on my BIRTHDAY.

me like Arizona

I like Arizona. I was born there. The climent is HOT. In the summer it is bloody hot. I love Arizona.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Water v.s pee

There was was a peson who peed. Then the pee came to LIFE. Then water came to life too. Then the pee said," Let's FIGHT". So the pee spreaded pee friends. So did the water. The water grabed the hose spread water around the pee. Then the pee disaperd in to the drane.




THE END

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!

Break time on funny.

Water v.s Chicken. Who will win?

This post is about a fight that uses poop. Who will win??? There was a chicken that was always happy. The one day the water bowl had water moving. Then the chicken got mad at the water. So the chicken said," Let's put up a fair and square fight". Then the water came to LIFE. Then the water and the chicken started to FIGHT. Then the chicken pooped. Then the water farted and peed. The chicken lost because the fart stunk so bad he fainted. Bye bye chicken.



THE END

Weirdo the Weird Farmer.

There was a farmer named Weirdo. He was named Weirdo because he had wrinkled skin, one tooth in the middle in his mouth, and poop hanging out of his pants. One day he had to go to the bathroom. So he pooped in the street. Then he was young agina. The he was old agina. Then he died.

Hold on a second!!!!!!!!

Hold on. I've got something to say that is important. My uncle had to go to the V.A (hostipal/clinic). So he is at home for the week. Thank you for under stading.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Funny break is over.

The funny break is OVER. Some more funny post are coming up.

Meet Buddy.

Buddy was my pet turtle. When I first got her I she was a boy. But she was a girl because there was pink on her shell. Buddy always peed on my dad. It is TRUE. She NEVER peed on me. That is just weird. I had to move so I had to give her away. I miss buddy. I fed her. Now I just miss her.

this is my 25th post

This is my 25th post. Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if someone say I'm weird sometimes.

Cats

Cats are soft. I had 2 cats. One was white and one was brown and black. Kitties are cute. Tell me if you have cats and tell how many and what they do.

Puppies are CUTE

Puppies are cute. I love puppies. I have a puppy. She is cute.

Let's take a break of funny

Let's take a break of funny. On comments tell me what you think of the funny posts. See what I am going to do on the posts coming up.

The weird horse

There was 1,000,000 years old horse. Then then next day he turned 1,000,001 years old and says, " I wish I was a ladybug". Then he turns it to a horady. It has a big horse head and tiny ladybug body. All the horses laugh. He was voted as the slowest horse in poop and pee history. The ladybug body had to left up 100 pounds. Then he says," I wish I was a fast normal horse. Then he eats a piece of poop. Then he die's. Then comes back to life.

The End

The chicken, the house, and the . . . toilet.

One day a chicken got out of the coop and pooped. Then the chicken got hungery. The person who owned the house left the door open. So then the chicken got in to the house. Then it found some cake with rainbow sprinkles on the cake and ate it. Then the chicken got thristy. So then he went in to the bathroom. He saw yellow water with poop in it. The chicken ate the poop and drank out of the toilet. Then the toilet was empty. Then ran back to the coop. Then the person who owned the house came back and had to go potty. So the person pee's and does not hear water. Then the person see's muddy chicken prints. Then the person yells at the chicken and then bye bye birdy.

THE END

The weird cow.

There was a cow that was 45 inchs tall. One cow pooped. Then the cow got hungery. The cow missed the grass and ate the poop. Then the farmer came out and the cow spits out the poop and then it lands on the farmer. It took 4 hour just to get the cow poop off him. Then the farmer cleans the cow because another cow spit poop at the cow that spited on the farmer. Then the farmer gave a nickname to the cows. Spiters.

the end

Saturday, July 4, 2009

The pig and the chocolate cake

A fat 12 inch pig gets in to a house. The people who owned the house left the door open. Then he finds a chocolate cake. When the owners come back the wonder were the chocolate cake went. Then the next day the pig thinks he finds a piece of chocolate but it is a piece of poop. The he eats is and got thirsty and drinks a class of pee. Then the owners come back and see a sick pig. So they rush the pig the vet and the doctor see's chocolate cake, a piece of poop, and pee. Then the owners say, " That where the cake went". Then the doctor said," That is one weird pig". Then bye bye pig.

THE END

Funny post week. Sun.-Sat.

It is funnypost week is here! One bad thing is I am going to be gone. See the next post for Funny Post Week. I was Just leting you know what's going on.

I just had my 15th post. Yay!

I just had my 15th post. No one say that I am weird. Comments I chat with you. See some funny post coming up tonight or tomorrow.

Holidays

Holidays are great like Easter. To bad my dad is gone. He is really busy. My birthday is in two weeks. I can't wait. Holidays are the best out the year. On comments guess what holiday it is. See what else I have for you.

Swiming

I love to swim. If you swim on your back don't hit your head on the wall or it will hurt. I like to dive and do freestyle. Swiming is fun. When I was five years old I hated swimming. It was hard for me. Now that I am older I love to swim. Water is now my friend. Swimming is for people all shapes and sizes. I LOVE SWIMMING!!!!!!!!

Fireworks,sparklers, and fire crackers

Fireworks, sparkles, and fire crackers are fun. In July I saw the best fireworks ever. Sparklers are fun too, but they can hurt you. Fire crackers are fun. They explode too. My mom doesn't let me have exploding stuff like fireworks. I love fireworks. Only because the noise and the color.